play this at my funeral so everyone knows how i lived

(Source: lindsaychrist)

  • Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
  • Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
  • Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
  • Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
  • Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
  • Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
  • Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
  • Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*

solisseblog:

Kelly Gale

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

thejaegercometh:

strictlygamee:

Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts

r u friggin kidding i thought that was charlie


(Source: nocoffeeplease)


muulder:

yes homo

who names their daughter maxima?


sighsomemore:

Cold.

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